Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
