Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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