She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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