do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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