talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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