i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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