What a fucking waste of an outfit
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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