You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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