Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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