so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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