She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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