this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Too much gin, very little bucket
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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