physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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