Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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