Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
