I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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