how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
