So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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