He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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