doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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