Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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