doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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