he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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