i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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