i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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