She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
