Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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