Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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