You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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