Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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