Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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