I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I love having hate sex.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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