The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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