Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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