Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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