I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
