Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
only you would photoshop your dick
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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