I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
