my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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