I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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