Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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