Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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