in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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