Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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