What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have aggressive nipples.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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