You just made me feel so damn special
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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