i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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