quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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