Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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