i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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