would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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