were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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