Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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