im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
