Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
